Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

PICTURE Of The Day: President Obama Playing Football Shirtless

Wednesday, January 11, 2012



The president was on vacation at Hawaii with his family and he decided to have fun with his friends....Am still waiting for the day, we'll see Goodluck Jonathan, Obasanjo, Babaingida, Atiku and co shirtless anyways fear of Nigerian artists, is the begining of wisdom.

Clever Thief Steals 42 Inch LG Plasma TV *VIDEO*


I watched this video and I laughed my ass off when I realized how he stole the TV. I am not sure if this is legit thief or a promotional spoof, but regardless of what it is, this video and this "thief" needs to be commended on a job well done.
As a social media expert I must say, if this was a marketing gimmick it deserves to go viral and gain all the attention it is aiming for because it represents the product perfectly.
Enjoy this video!

Oklahoma Mother Kills Intruder Breaking Into Her Home While on Phone With 911

Tuesday, January 10, 2012


This woman shot a 24 year old intruder while on phone with the police and funny how the police are justifying her actions....Watch the video!

My Wife Wants To Kill Me With Sex- Man Tells Judge

Saturday, December 31, 2011

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A 39-year-old cobbler, Daniel Olufumilayo, has accused his wife of plotting to kill him with sex in order to inherit his property. He said his wife usually demanded as many as eight rounds of sex before the break of dawn. The divorce-seeking father of two stated this in a divorce suit he filed against his wife at an Agege Customary Court, Lagos, Southwest Nigeria.

He told the court that his wife is so crazy about sex to the extent that she always demanded for seven or eight rounds of it every night. He added that in his entire life, he has never met a woman like his wife when it comes to hunger for sex.“My wife can never be satisfied sexually. Her plan was to kill me with her excessive demand for sex so that she can inherit my property,” he said.



The cobbler claimed that when he could not satisfy her sexually, he had to send her packing so that she can marry another man of her choice.

He also alleged that his wife made his children hawk sachet water and sweets for her on busy roads.
Responding to the allegations levelled against her by her husband as regards her outrageous demand for sex,
Zainab said: “Afterall, he could not accuse me of infidelity. I am not a flirt. If he accused me of being a nymphomaniac, it is his headache.
“Sex in marriage is my conjugal right which I think every responsible man must preserve and protect and if I demanded for as much as I want, I have not done anything wrong.”
The petty trader said that she did not know what came over her husband, when he suddenly asked her to pack out of their matrimonial home after the naming ceremony of their last child.
According to her, “Olufumilayo ordered me to vacate our matrimonial home after I gave birth to our last child even though I did not offend him in any way.”
Zainab told the court further that she had to re-marry when, after waiting for two years, hoping that her husband would have a change of mind following efforts by her parents to resolve the matter amicably and reconcile them, failed.
The court, after listening to both parties, dissolved the union, adding that the marital relationship between the estranged couple had broken down completely.

Culled from : PM News

Man Murders Prostitute on Christmas Eve After Finding Out She Was a "MAN"

Friday, December 30, 2011




A Kansas City man confessed to police he murdered a prostitute in a rage after finding out she was really a man. Kenyan L. Jones, 26, faces charges of second-degree murder and armed criminal action in the shooting death of Darnell D. Pearson, 31.

He told police he picked up the prostitute on Christmas Eve and paid to have sexual relations with her, believing she was a woman.

Several hours later Jones became aware the prostitute was actually a man, he left him to get a handgun before finding Mr Pearson in a different area of town and 'popped him'.

Police said they found the 31-year-old's body just before midnight after an eye witness called 911 and told dispatchers he saw a man in a hoodie running from the scene.

According to The Kansas City Star, they arrested him and found a handgun, hoodie and cellphone with video images of Jones on it a short distance away.

Zimbabwean Man Forced to Marry Goat He “Sexually Abused”

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A CHIRUMHANZU man appealed to police for help after being ordered to pay lobola and marry a goat he was allegedly seen having sex with.

According to The Chronicle newspaper, the 34 year-old was caught sexually abusing the goat last Wednesday night by theanimal’s owners.

The Sithole family is said to have assaulted him before dumping the animal at his homestead and demanding lobola....hahahahah continue reading dearie, serves him right.


“This was not the first time that Dziva has been caught red-handed being intimate with the neighbour's goats,” a local villager told the newspaper.

“He however, got himself into trouble this time when the Sithole family then decided to dump their goat his home. They are demanding that he pays lobola and take the goat as his wife.”
Negotiations between the two families to resolve the issue collapsed, forcing Dziva to appeal to local police for help.

Offers at the Mvuma police station referred the matter to the local chief.
Dziva admitted being found in the Sithole family’s goats’ pen but dismissed allegations he had been intimate with the animal.

“It’s only suspicion, I was not caught red-handed but they (Sithole family) claim that their goat is pregnant and they are demanding that I pay for that,” he told the newspaper.
“If they found me in there (goat pen), does that mean I was being intimate with their goat?”
A local headman said the matter had since been referred to the area’s chief.